The old dog’s project

In the usual way of things here on the farmlet the dogs will be hanging out wherever we are. They run alongside as we walk with the ponies through the Seven Acre Wood, look for forgotten bones while we weed out thistles and JC in the clearing, and recline on the deck when we go inside to do the work that pays the bills.

Recently Ella has been conspicuous by her absence. It took us a little while to figure out where she was.

Ella's got a project. Giselle photo bombs.

Ella’s got a project. Giselle photo-bombs!

A couple of weeks ago, somewhere under the chicken house, there was a disturbance in the force. Ella felt it, and ever since she has spent a couple of hours a day lying in this position — waiting.

It’s the perfect wheeze for an old dog*. Lying in the shade, busily inactive. When Maisie bounces in with whoever is feeding the chooks Ella waits patiently for her to leave. Maisie: ‘OOOOH what are you DOING?!’, Can I HELP?’, “Shall I dig a HOLE?!’, “I’ll dig a hole.’, ‘See me DIGGING?!’, ‘Want to dig?!’.

Maisie has grown a bit since you and she were introduced.

Maisie. She’s grown a bit since you and she were first introduced.

As you can see Maisie is a walking exclamation mark. Whatever disturbance is under the henhouse probably runs a mile when she arrives. And so, the old dog waits. She waits until Maisie leaves, and then she waits some more. Because she knows that one day, if she is patient, whatever is lurking under there is going to have to come out. And when it does it’s going to run straight into her mouth.

Another chook photo-bomb.

Another photo-bomb moment. This time it’s Nell.

P.S. We think the disturbance is a rat, so as well as our self deploying canine time bomb we’ve set up one of these.

*Wheeze: BRITISH (informal) A clever or amusing scheme, idea, or trick. “a new wheeze to help farmers”. Synonyms: scheme, plan, idea, tactic, move, ploy, gambit.

The scent of orange blossom

Up at the farmlet last weekend there was a new scent in the air. Intrigued I followed my nose to the source and found this:

Orange blossom

Orange blossom

It’s a blossom on one of our 31 orange trees. Did I mention that we have a grove of 31 orange trees? Well, we do, and very pretty it smells just now.

It sounds good too. Our bees are still in Auckland, but someone around here has Italians, and the orange trees are buzzing. Hundreds of bees doing what needs to be done to make oranges happen next winter.

Buzz

A pretty Italian bee, but she’s not one of ours.

Bet orange nectar honey tastes amazing too. I can’t wait until blossom time next year when the girls from our bee hive will be humming around out there. Go the bees!

Giselle, Chapter Two: Peril and Rescue

Continuing the saga of Giselle the guinea fowl…

[There are no photos of the actual events described here due to the photographer being precariously balanced on stream banks, on the stream bed, and in a kayak. You will have to use your imagination. I have inserted other pictures to make it up to you. You’re welcome.]

So, dear friends, one day while the chooks were out free ranging on the property (we’d given up trying to keep everyone in the chicken run by then), Giselle was chased by Maisie. Bad dog! Maisie ended up in disgrace; and Giselle ended up stranded on a partially submerged branch out in the stream. Presumably she had flown out there, but it appeared to have slipped her mind that she could fly back (see, there’s the evidence that she is NS).

Maisie, as if she could ever be a bad dog...

Maisie, looking as if she could never be a Bad Dog…

Giselle sat there wobbling, looking down at the rushing water while saying “book-book” in despondent tones. We left her there to sort herself out, but an hour or so later her wobbles were wobblier and her ‘booking’ more mournful, and a rescue effort was deemed necessary.

The Forbearing Husband and I took one side of the willow tree each. He made encouraging noises and tried to gently herd Giselle toward land with a bamboo pole, while I waded in — ready to grab her should she fall. It was deeper out there than I had thought and both my gumboots promptly filled up with very cold water. Giselle first pretended not to notice us, and then turned her back and began to jig up and down in a way which seemed to communicate her intention to jump to her death if we persisted in being so very vexing.

There was nothing else for it. I removed my wet clothes (about then the Forbearing Husband may have been humming The Stripper — he’s known to make the best of any situation), and climbed into a kayak in my underwear. Paddling down stream was surprisingly enjoyable. The stream is about 4m wide and perhaps 2m deep, lined with overhanging willows and flaxes. On the other side is a large dairy farm whose grazing cows serve nicely to complete our scenic outlook (thank you neighbour!). Anyway, about 50m worth of gliding gently through this bucolic bliss brought me up alongside an hysterical and possibly suicidal guinea hen.

The stream, on a different day. Ignore the foreground weeds - ragwort I think.

The stream on a different day. Ignore the foreground weeds – ragwort I think. 🙁

Working against the current I painstakingly positioned the kayak’s bow to create a bridge between Giselle and the stream bank. Then with some effort I held everything steady. Giselle declined to board. I was close enough to grab her, but frightened to in case she panicked and flapped and both of us fell out of the kayak to a watery grave.

There we sat for several minutes until with an exasperated ‘BOOK-BOOK’ Giselle flew to safety. She’d just suddenly remembered she could, she said. And, she said, if you hadn’t been BOTHERING me so much I might have remembered sooner. The Forbearing Husband and I retired to the house for a hot shower and a cup of tea. Sigh. That’s what you get for trying to rescue fowl.

G + GD 4 EVA

Giselle + Ghost Dog 4eva

After her little adventure Giselle has been sticking even closer to Ghost Dog. This afternoon my cousin Rachel read in an old Lifestyle Block magazine that guinea fowl often choose a mate for life. I guess that may mean that sometime soon we’ll find  ‘G + G.D. 4eva’ inscribed into a Macracarpa trunk. Anyway, next time she needs a rescue mission he can do the kayaking!

Giselle, Chapter One: Abandonment and Romance

A few weeks ago one of the loyal readership (I think there are roughly 5 of you!) was chatting to me in the corridor at work and asked very politely whether I could please write a post about Giselle the guinea fowl.

Since then I’ve started this post numerous times, but it never seemed to find it’s groove. I think I’ve cracked it now though, and so dear readers, Cowboy Boots and Broken Fingers presents Giselle: A story of abandonment and romance, peril and rescue.

Giselle surveys her domain

Giselle surveys her domain

You will recall (if you’ve been following along, which I do hope you have) that we inherited Giselle from the property’s previous owners. They had been running a small flock of guinea fowl, and on the day we took possession they were catching, wing clipping, and popping them into cages to transport to their new property. Somehow Giselle made her escape and went on the lam.

After a short chase the departing fowl fancier said we had better keep her, and was happy to hear that she would have our chicken flock for company.

Our chooks duly arrived and were secured in the chicken run. At this stage Giselle was outside their enclosure, spending a lot of time scooting around in frantic circles trying to get in, but too scared of humans to make it through the gate when we held it open. Eventually she would charge through in full panic mode, only to then run in frantic circles wanting to get out. As Judge Judy would say “mark that one down as NS – Not Smart”.

Giselle became an escape artist. We had no idea how she got in and out of the run until one day the Forbearing Husband saw her fly up onto the gate, which is a bit over a metre high. Guinea fowl look about as likely to fly as bumble bees, but clearly we had underestimated the dear Giselle. She would turn up in the coop at feeding time, and leave on a whim.

Then she fell in love. The object of her affections is our rooster Ghost Dog, and I must say he is a worthy beau. No hen goes hungry or gets caught in the rain on Ghost Dog’s watch. He eats last, and calls the ladies under cover during showers.

Ghost Dog: the gentleman rooster

Ghost Dog: the gentleman rooster

Giselle, bless her, follows right behind him in the manner of an adoring handmaiden, and rarely strays from the chicken run while he is there. She draws the line at sleeping with him though and roosts alone in the macrocarpa shelter belt adjoining the chicken yard. Even a besotted guinea hen has her moral standards to uphold y’know!

To be continued soon in Giselle, Chapter Two: Peril and Rescue

Chainsaw II

It is a fact universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of seven acres of woodland must be in want of a chainsaw (I know… sorry). Thus there have been numerous chainsaw related conversations since arrival at the farmlet and taking over management of the Seven Acre Wood.

Ella in Seven Acre Wood

Ella in Seven Acre Wood. Notice how much less JC is in evidence.

Large and small, petrol and electric, have all been duly considered, with the Forbearing Husband favouring the  Stihl MS251C. Sadly for him I was blessed with a vivid imagination, and after picturing all kinds of terrifying blood-spurting, limb-detaching scenarios I’ve vetoed that purchase until completion of a chainsaw safety course*. In the meantime we agreed on a smaller and cheaper ‘starter’ level amputation device chainsaw.

Only mildly terrifying chainsaw.

Only mildly terrifying chainsaw. For smaller massacres only.

This model was recommended by The Horsewoman, who also has a healthy fear of items with appendage severing potential. She got one for Christmas and says it’s a breeze to start, easily managed by a beginner, and is her new favorite farming tool. The Forbearing Husband is off to buy chainsaw chaps and we are booked in with our friend The Gentleman Farmer of Paparoa for a day of tuition on safe chainsaw use.

* Actually Forbearing Husband was totally in agreement about the safety course. He’s sensible like that.

My collection

A couple of weeks ago I was out at dinner with a friend, and the conversation turned to the things we collect. First choice for both of us would be more horses, but we were temporarily leaving that expensive little hobby aside. Anyway, turns out Jaime collects four leaved clover. “Wow”, I said, “where do you find them?” Jaime: “They’re everywhere, I see them all the time”.

That was somewhat surprising to me since I never ever see even one, despite sometimes scanning the clover for minutes at a time while lazing in a paddock with the ponies.

Photo from cliparthut.com

Not JC. Photo from cliparthut.com

That percolated for a while. Then, as I was weeding the Jerusalem Cherry out of the orange grove (yup, we inherited a plantation of 31 orange trees. Orange juice anyone?), I suddenly realised I was getting so good at spotting that damned JC that I could look across a veritable sea of weeds, and pick out one single shoot of the stuff. It was both a blessing and a curse, because, having spotted that next plant, I couldn’t walk away and leave it. Must exterminate! And that my friends is how I ended up spending perhaps four hours over two days crouched under orange trees, weeding.

So now I understand how four leaved clover is ‘everywhere’. Train the eye and it can pick out the queen on a frame of 500 bees, a four leaved clover in a sward of grass, and a single stem of JC in a sea of green at dusk.

So now I collect JC, and one day very soon I’m going to burn my entire collection. Won’t that be FUN?

My orange grove efforts were kindly (and heavily) supplemented by Favorite Stepson and Forbearing Husband.

Out and about in Whangarei

Last weekend was our first visit to the Whangarei Grower’s Market. It runs 6am – 10am every Saturday, and we planned to be there bright and early at 7.30am.

Grower's market produce

Grower’s market produce

So, anyway, that didn’t quite happen! Fortunately at 8.30 when we finally turned up things still looked to be still pretty much in full swing; fruit and veggies, honey, cheese, organic beef, heritage fruit trees, and seedlings at $1.50 a punnet…

If the Forbearing Husband was just a tad disappointed that there wasn’t one of those mini donut machines in evidence he didn’t say anything. He did excuse himself quite soon to go to the library though. All that healthy food in one location no doubt brought on an intellectual crisis requiring bibliotherapy.

We came away with apples, brussels sprouts, broccoli, rocket and a large wedge of gouda with cumin seeds. I took this photo of carrots for the ponies (we already had carrots in the fridge at home, but these are much prettier).

Eye candy for ponies

Eye candy for ponies

We’re so used to popping out of the back door to grab a few greens or herbs that it’s strange not having a vegetable garden set up at the new property yet. It is on my list, but so far keeps getting trumped by the more urgent problems of leaking water pipes, and non-operational troughs and gates. That’s ok, in a few weeks I’m going to be back for some of those seedling punnets!