I’d been wondering for a few weeks what happened to the lavender essential oil I usually have in the tack shed (it’s a soothing addition to the stuff I use to keep the ponies’ tails pretty). Well, my question was answered when I found this lying on the floor. Seems some wino rat got desperate and went on a bit of a bender.
A full bodied white with a strong nose of lavender and hints of well chewed #5 polyethylene.
Presumably we now have a lavender scented rodent somewhere around the property, producing potpourri-worthy droppings. That’s going to confuse the old dog.
a likely story, madam: resident rodents reject naturally occuring odoriferousness for redolent aroma.
Don’t be so sure, this all started after the other rats made fun of Rodney’s halitosis.
How delightful Rural Life is with its lavisher scented vermin …
Yes, delightfully fragrant!